I legally changed my name Kin, just Kin – think Cher or Prince – no last name, for this express purpose to win on the write in. Just write Kin on the ballot. And if my name ain’t Garett Thomas Laugavitz Paine, you’re gonna see some common sense action outta Washington when I’m posted up.

Currently, lawmaking is a meat grinder in a dimly lit storeroom with a rodent problem. We need to make re-factoring the law easier, politically popular and fun. Enter “The Sausage House” remaking the meat grinder, a Reality TV show that makes civic engagement a wild, entertaining and productive journey.

Did you know the FDA regulates cheese pizza but not pepperoni? Howsa bout we move the F to the end of the USDA to make it the United States Department of Awesome Food (USDAF) and safely streamline lifesaving drugs. Remaking one small part of the Health & Human Services Department.

SPAM is the result of the “Tragedy of the Commons” problem in economics where Free is a Flaw in that it gets abused. We can rework this system to capture revenue and pioneer email with “value ads”, money as “attachments” and more while moving away from the dynamic of farming people’s eyeballs.

Reinventing the mail requires an app capable of  managing your digital-physical mailbox with emails of value you can have printed and delivered. Imagine automatically sending physical letters by talking or texting, securely receiving cash in the mail and interfacing with all public services (see next blurb). 

The USPS is the 3rd largest employer after the Federal Government and Walmart. By freeing them up to focus on high quality interactions and community engagement through training in conjunction with Delivery Pals (next) in order to use this workforce for good.

A semi-autonomous Delivery Pal that cruises with the Mailman or woman, in order to bring a personal touch back into the community while securing sensitive deliveries such as cash (a mobile ATM essentially). Get up to date printed publications and even hot/cold post (next).

Secure Exchange for Tax, Trade, Licensing, & Enforcement

Families, Access, Benefits, Rights, Infrastructure, Care

Sovereignty, Homeland, Intelligence, Emergency, Logistics, Defense

Relations, Aid, Diplomacy, Alliances, Research

Give a sh#t and join the movement to convert to metric growing company profits by upwards of 10% while saving the country billions of dollars annually. It’s easier math, it’ll make us more compatible with the world standards for smoother trade deals while improving education and more.

Women are told what to do with their bodies, are told “nice job” while getting significantly less pay than their male counterparts. How about “no lay till equal pay.” A nationwide sex suffrage movement could be the key. When men in leadership positions capitulate, another baby boom is possible, saving social security.

I mapped a key issue or cause to every letter of the alphabet, A – Z, starting with Affordable Housing is Where the H.E.A.R.T. Is: Home Equity Accessibility through Residential Tokens, creating fractional ownership so that anyone can get in on the action of real estate appreciation. We quite actually need to work across the public sector refactoring the letter of the law.

The theme of this campaign is that what we learned in Kindergarten could not only save the public discourse and in turn, our country, but that anyone — even myself — stands a fair chance at taking up residence in the White House. Frankly, I think I can just walk right in, “skip the line” so to speak, hence I’m walking for President now and beginning to run when the time is right. I was told I could make the rules when I’m older, so.. here I am, 38 years old. I’d like to drive please. 

Here’s the Kindergarten level interpretation of what’s important to achieve:

Make Good Choices and Work Together. Team work makes the dream work people!

Play by the Rules (or pay consequences). Rule of Law is Order and Order is Stability.

Add Value. Be Resourceful. Grow, grow, grow!! (responsibly though) Self-reliance, yet it takes a village.

Asking for Help is OK. Share a little. Parks and Bubblers are nice. Sunscreen too.

Stick up for yourself. Deal with bullies wisely. Good offense is good defense.

Treasure your friends, find your allies. Carrot and stick. I love sticks by the way.. like a lot.