THE LAST MANSPLAIN & THE GREAT COCKBLOCK
Ladies I Got Some Advice
So let me get this straight. You’re gonna let old, white men tell you what you can and can’t do with your body, settle for 2/3’s of the pay, all while STILL giving it away?? All due respect, it’s not like I’m slut shaming anybody here. Sexuality is a special part of the human experience. But so is freedom and justice, or so I’m told. Are you sick of being “TOLD?” Look ladies.. I got some advice y’all should take. THAT’S IT.. that’s the advice. TAKE! You take what is yours and you TAKE IT by any means necessary and the booty strike is the only way. Look, pussy is power. Don’t be pussies though. Or did y’all forget about the women’s suffrage movement that women fought for and won their right to vote? They went on HUNGER strikes! Men force fed them with funnels so that they wouldn’t die. Now that is extreme. The booty strike is anything but extreme. It’s common sense and common cause. This is THE last Mansplain. You have the power, withhold it.
The Booty Strike: No Lay Until Equal Pay!
“Nice job! Here’s your 2/3’s of your male counterparts’ pay for the same level of performance. Run along now.” So you’re gonna stand for this shit? Are you gonna lay down for this shit?! Fuck that. I’ve been working on myself for two years. Haven’t been laid in 2 years and I’ll go another 2 if it means standing with you ladies, I RESPECT YOU and am talking this mad shit to rile you up that you might TAKE what is yours. This IS the “Last Mansplain” I ask you ever put up with. No lay until equal pay. I will go down as the greatest cockblocker of all time if it means you getting your due.
So Men Call the Shots on Your Body, eh?
I have mixed feelings on abortion. But this is the land of the free. You’re seriously going to let old white men tell you what you can and cannot do with your bodies?! What year is this? Guess what. It’s the year 2000. Plus or minus a generation maketh a millennium and I’m the millennial to lay it all out on the line, to forgo getting laid in solidarity with YOU. Overturning Roe vs Wade may have been an epic victory for the Right but this one doesn’t right the wrong, it’s the wrong way to go about it how heavy handed this has been. Lives are in jeopardy. Please ladies. Do it for you. Don’t do it for you.
Men Gotta Man Up. Join the "Ain't No Simp Protocol"
Look, if half the men out there weren’t half steppin in life maybe half of the pregnancies would be carried to term could women trust us men to BE MEN! We’ve become simps. We’ve gone soft. Refuse us sex at scale and I will do my best to personally grow into the best man I can be that I might have the privilege to one day be a father, tend to and care for a family. I will rally my common man to be their best selves and earn love and affection, NOT expect it as par for the course in dating. You have the power NOW, but only in NUMBERS. Me and these fellas gotta shape up though. So stay tuned for that plan.